Bring the Funk to Your Team.

Bring the Funk to Your Team.

Corporate wellness that actually works — because a fruit bowl and a step challenge isn't a strategy.

Corporate wellness that actually works — because a fruit bowl and a step challenge isn't a strategy.

Corporate wellness that actually works — because a fruit bowl and a step challenge isn't a strategy.

The Problem

The Problem

Most workplace wellness programs look great in a proposal and get ignored by March. That's because they're built around checkboxes, not people. Your team doesn't need a gym membership. They need to move better, breathe better, and feel better — right where they already are. We build programs that do exactly that.

Most workplace wellness programs look great in a proposal and get ignored by March. That's because they're built around checkboxes, not people. Your team doesn't need a gym membership. They need to move better, breathe better, and feel better — right where they already are. We build programs that do exactly that.

What We Offer

What We Offer

We work across three pillars — because lasting wellness isn't one thing, it's everything working together.

We work across three pillars — because lasting wellness isn't one thing, it's everything working together.

Train

Train

Coach-led group sessions designed for all fitness levels. Functional movements your team can do anywhere — no gym, no equipment, no excuses. On-site or virtual, we come to you.

Coach-led group sessions designed for all fitness levels. Functional movements your team can do anywhere — no gym, no equipment, no excuses. On-site or virtual, we come to you.

Fuel

Fuel

Real nutrition strategies for real schedules. Workshops and guidance that cut through the noise and give your team practical habits they'll actually keep.

Real nutrition strategies for real schedules. Workshops and guidance that cut through the noise and give your team practical habits they'll actually keep.

Recover

Recover

This is where most programs drop the ball. Desk-friendly mobility routines, guided stretching, and breathing techniques that reduce tension, sharpen focus, and protect joint health over the long haul. The kind of work that keeps your team moving well — and showing up consistently.

This is where most programs drop the ball. Desk-friendly mobility routines, guided stretching, and breathing techniques that reduce tension, sharpen focus, and protect joint health over the long haul. The kind of work that keeps your team moving well — and showing up consistently.

Why B-Funktional?

No templates. No recycled content. Every program is built from scratch around your team's goals, schedule, and culture. Behind every engagement is a team that's genuinely qualified to build it:

No templates. No recycled content. Every program is built from scratch around your team's goals, schedule, and culture. Behind every engagement is a team that's genuinely qualified to build it:

Bryan "Funkmaster" Marciniak

CPT · CNC · CES · RYT200 · YIN I&II

Brings the coaching, the energy, and a certified background in functional movement and recovery. His philosophy is simple: small, consistent habits beat short-term intensity every time. And his movement and breathwork expertise means we can bring effective, low-barrier sessions into any environment — a boardroom, a break room, or a Zoom call.

Brings the coaching, the energy, and a certified background in functional movement and recovery. His philosophy is simple: small, consistent habits beat short-term intensity every time. And his movement and breathwork expertise means we can bring effective, low-barrier sessions into any environment — a boardroom, a break room, or a Zoom call.

Taylor "The Architect" Rector-Kerr

Taylor "The Architect"
Rector-Kerr

Bachelors of Exercise and Movement Science

Bachelor's in Exercise and Movement Science, minor in Nutrition, a decade of CrossFit coaching and lead programming experience — brings the structure and the science to build programs that are rigorous, intentional, and built for real people.

Bachelor's in Exercise and Movement Science, minor in Nutrition, a decade of CrossFit coaching and lead programming experience — brings the structure and the science to build programs that are rigorous, intentional, and built for real people.

Soul and substance. That's the combination.

FAQ

What does a B-Funktional corporate wellness program look like?

Every program is built from scratch around your team — no recycled content, no one-size-fits-all packages. We assess your team's goals, schedule, and culture, then build across our three pillars: movement, nutrition, and recovery. Sessions can be on-site or virtual, and we scale to fit your team size and bandwidth.

Who is this designed for?

Any organization that wants to invest in their people beyond a gym discount. Whether you have a desk-based team dealing with burnout and tension, or an active workforce looking to perform at a higher level — if your team shows up to work, they'll benefit from this.

Do you offer both on-site and virtual programs?

Yes. We're built to meet your team where they are — whether that's a conference room, a break room, or a Zoom call. The programming adapts to the environment without losing effectiveness.

How long are engagements?

That depends on your goals and budget. We offer single workshops, recurring sessions, and longer-term wellness partnerships. Reach out and we'll build a proposal around what makes sense for your organization.

How is this different from a standard corporate wellness vendor?

Most programs are templated, passive, and forgotten by Q2. We build relationships, not just content. Every engagement is led by certified coaches who actually know your team, track progress, and adjust as you go. The goal is lasting change — not a checkbox.